Contrary to popular belief I am not a teenage robot, or even a teenager for that matter. I am a 25 year old General Music Teacher and violist. This blog is a hodgepodge of things I find amusing.

narwhalsarefalling:

narwhalsarefalling:

my new running theory is that 9/11 was an inside job (obviously) but that it was mcdonalds behind it all.

does anyone that grew up in the 1990s remember the mcdonalds monopoly scandal? if you dont, basically everyone who was a grand prize winner from 1991 to 2000 was friends with the guy who was responsible for making those codes. anyway my theory that mcdonalds contracted out bush to hire bin ladan because the court case for this OPENED on 9/10/01, which is literally the day before said event. this way, the country was reeling from the attacks and the monopoly scandal was left out of the news.

Anonymous asked:

Blowjob? or handjob?

guidomio:

full time job with health care benefits

antpilled:

brucebocchi:

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colorblind pride flag just dropped

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advanced-procrastination:

advanced-procrastination:

advanced-procrastination:

Skittles are a gun. A sandwich is a gun. A cell phone is a gun. But a gun is a taser.

Idk man i just feel like people with this much trouble identifying guns probably shouldn’t be carrying them around

Like, all im saying is if my dentist couldn’t pick a toothbrush out of a lineup, I’d haul ass

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